Sunday, September 5, 2010

Fucking economy

I can't find a job anywhere. Nobody is hiring. I knew I should have voted the other way when I heard about his goddamn reverend. Stupid ass McCain should have got Powell instead of that dumbass.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Dealership Employee Records Himself Beating On A Corvette ZR1

This dumbass took a Chevrolet Corvette ZR1 for a joyride. What do you mean, So? The car wasn't his, it was the dealership's. He'll probably get fired for abusing a $100K+ vehicle instead looking for thieving niggers.


Monday, August 30, 2010

Check out more Emails from an Asshole at

Disguised Weapons
Posted at: 2010-02-09 06:06:07
Original ad:
**** Disguisable weapons wanted ****
Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc.....
Offering: cash, items for barter
From Me to **********@***********.org:


I saw your ad looking for concealable/disguised weapons. I have several fine-crafted items you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and prices.



From Jeff ****** to Me:

I am. lets see what you got.

From Me to Jeff ******:


Here you go:

Looks like a normal spoon, right?

Wrong. It is actually a deadly 2.5" half-smooth, half-serrated knife with tactical grip. One minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with this deadly and disguised weapon.

I am asking $50 for the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and take a look at it.


From Jeff ****** to Me:

that is stupid as hell and looks like crap. unless you have anything better to offer, dont waste my time.

From Me to Jeff ******:


I am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I think you will feel differently about.


From Jeff ****** to Me:

fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can fuck off.

From Me to Jeff ******:


Thank you for re-considering. Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will love:

At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo.

Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass M16A2 disguised as a 24-pack of soda. The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit.

This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The ultra-soft quilted tissues serve as a comfortable grip on the pump-action shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking $1500 for the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra $5 per box.

Let me know if you want any of these items.



From Jeff ****** to Me:

youre a fucking dumbass, shitbrained, asswipe, retarded dipshit. you prob walk around with that shit too you dumb mother fucker. I hope you get hit by a car. fuck off, eat shit, and die.

Very funny stuff. I found the site when I was registering domains on Yahoo to set up a site on how to find laser hair removal places in Washington, DC and Virginia. My brother is setting up a similar site, but talking about lemons laws in Wisconsin. He asked me if I was interested in lending him the money to start it. I would if I had the money, but my business, Benchmark Credit Remortgage is not doing so well. Mesothelioma.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

The Shield

Bad Ass show, right? I loved everything except for that Lem punk. Thanks, Shane. Serves him right for that white knight attitude.

I can't stop playing this game!

Is anyone else addicted to this game(multiplayer)? Even right now, while im typing, Im in a game lobby waiting for it to start. I think i need help.

Friday, August 27, 2010

The List of Friends

Here are some of the more interesting blogs i have found.

Herpa Dippity Derp  
Wallpaper and infographics
Jeebus Crust - Son of Gosh 
while you were asleep
Life Is good
GREEN an Fun Things
Random poetic thoughts and quotes
Girls, Women, and Ladies Blog
Let's get blogging 
Random Thoughts of an Anon
Circle of Dubstep 
Yam's Bag
Zombies rule
Dieting Tips, Lose weight faster 
Anon's Hilarious Halarity 

 and then there where none
Jonas Brothers
So WhoDa Thunk It?
THEE anonymous one
Link is 12, and what is this?
i can haz chezburger?
Project Xero
He's a rogue
Jail bait
speedblog "oh hai, kthxbai"
this is her pokerface
Life Hax!!!!
Bieberfags unite!!!
fucking magnets
pizza review critic
get paid?
funny pix
robs tech spot
The consequences will never be the same
haz any1?
fb helpz
stack paper like jenga
 john trolls
Super Turd!!!11!!oneone!!!11
all day moneyday
Zona's blog
gimme dat
Oasis best drink 
lukey wes
im confus
Smokey Regency
X moltres
life tips and tricks
taylor swift tour dates
Trey America
Why can't I poop?
Doby Funny Pictures 4 u
this post is empty btw
 whatever happens...
Mesothelioma Lawyers
fat guys mall socks trollololol
Camel Stuffer
He Said Soup
intox blogs
 Optimum everyday fitness
 strut dat ass
Chocolate Pop-Tarts
 Fantasy Ideals
 Happy Hunting /b/
 Gorilla Boogies
noble team one
has anyone
 lets talk about pewpew
heat my wallet
dem asses

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